Congratulations!
You have decided to embark on a devastatingly painful, heartbreaking, humiliating, alcohol & binge-eating inducing, relationship & soul destroying, sweaty gymnastics of body contortionism that is selecting your new summer swimsuit.
Seriously, we get it. I'm not kidding. WE GET IT! Buying a swimsuit isn't fun. It is worse than buying jeans, which is universally awful.
It was recently when a woman told me that she had spent longer deliberating over her last swimwear purchase than she did over BUYING A CAR. And it was then that I thought...ENOUGH!
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